12/16/2023 0 Comments Zed men in blackI now return you to your regularly scheduled program. Alpha: They riding, too? (Silence) Alpha: I didn't think so.Īlpha: Your attention, please. Let's you and me take the ultimate thrill ride. ( takes out a can of Sentillian atmosphere gas) just how inhuman are you? Alpha: You wouldn't! It'll destroy us both! K: I'm willing to live with that. Did you know that Sentillians can breath a gas that would make a human's lungs dissolve? Bet you did. K: You wouldn't go all the way to Sentillia for that heart, would you? Alpha: Why should I? Plenty of Sentillians right here on Earth. K: A circus freak? Alpha: The cosmic intergrator opened my mind! My body had to follow. It'll either work, or your head will explode. J: Is this thing safe? L: It's intended for the originator of the memories. Alien head on Alpha: Hey, I got a human attached to me! Get me some wart-remover! Alpha: Shut up. I've spent twenty years travelling the cosmos, handpicking alien anatomy, surgically enhancing myself, becoming more powerful than any one alien, or human! K: I bet not one of those body parts came willingly. K: You've really gone off the deep end, Alpha. Jeebs: You were supposed to count, K! K: (puts gun away) Got no time to count. K: You have three seconds to get out, Jeebs. Jeebs: Hey! I don't speak ill of your career. (to the agent next to him) Who let him in here?! MIB agent next to K: He's not a guest? K: He runs a pawnshop. The Alpha Syndrome K: (sees Jeebs) Jeebs. Hello, guts.įrank: What's wrong with ya?! You scared the living daylights outta me! J: (referring to the Void Density core) That's not all I scared out of you. In fact, it takes seven dog years to equal just one of mine.įrank: Goodbye, cruel world. Frank: Just because I look like a dog doesn't mean I am one. Get me some water, will you? J: There's a white porcelain bowl in the other room. J: What did you swallow, anyway? Frank: Nothing. Jeebs: Come on, guys, you can't leave me like this! K: Don't worry. K: This? Or maybe this? J: Size 9 Triple-E? Not mine. J: Then, whataya doin' on the floor? Jeebs: Just. K: What happened here, Jeebs? Jeebs: Nothin'. J: Maybe the UFO sprouted mechanical legs and walked away. The Irritable Bow-wow Syndrome K: We're looking at a major crash landing, but no bogey in sight. And if we're lucky enough to wake up at the same time, we could start this game all over again. Scramble our molecules, experience mind-numbing pain. J: "Sparky"? What happened to "Slick"? K: You have to work your way back up to "Slick". Thought Zed was gonna come onto us like a ton of bricks. Arquillian: Blew up a Skraaldian?! Why didn't he jump off the Empire State Building? Arquillian: Ow! Watch the face. J: Can we pu– leez change the subject?! Arquillian: What's with him? K: Blew up a Skraaldian. One moment we're eating seafood, the next, we're eating dirt. J: But I may not see tomorrow! K: Maybe later.Īrquillian: This experience has made me realize how delicate life is. K: Yeah but now they'll probably put you in. K: Why'd you have to go and do that? J: What's it matter? They coming to off me either way. J: Even if I am marked, who knows when the Skraal-guys will strike? Could be today, could be forty years from now. "This is the last suit you'll ever wear" marked. J: (about the blob on his suit) MIB dry cleaning should handle it. J: What?! You're gonna fire me for saving your–?! K: You're marked, J. I would have swelled up and turned the color of rotten eggplant, but only for a week. J: And that's a bad thing? Dude was gonna mess up your haircut. K: Never use a Noisy Cricket on a Skraaldian! J: Why not? K: Blows them up. J: By the wrists? K: Skeezaloids don't even have arms. If you're gonna tangle with a Skeezaloid, you'll have to know how to cuff him. Cheese-headed dude with over seventeen digestive systems. Season One The Long So Long Syndrome K: List the distinguishing characteristics of a Rainissian Skeezaloid.
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